my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep, via peterswebmemhi)

my-flourish-and-blotts:

Hears a Joke: *laughs hysterically*.

Hears a Historical joke: *laughs historically*.

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fa1loutboy:

fall out boy more like gnome squad

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musicalsideofme:

girls don’t like boys girls like hot emo dads

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folieaskeleton:

you’re listening to hesitant alien?? i love that album. the way that alien just [clenches fist] frickin hesitates

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