sorry:

"Its a small world" 

No its not otherwise I would be spending every day visiting my internet friends

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SORRY BEING INACTIVE, THE WIFI IS SO SLOW

niick4:

how nice would it be if the more you looked at hot people the hotter you got

(Source: niick4, via fake-mermaid)

rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

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juilanne:

i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional

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cleffairie:

when the teacher rearranges the class room and youre near all your best friends

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newandclassicemo:

A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.

A marching band

Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy 

Because of suggestive lyrics

Marching bands are instrumental

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princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot

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gnarly:

when you see bae is talking to someone hotter than you image

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shreksforthememories:

food should be free. water should be free. housing should be free. power, fuel, electricity should be free. basic necessities should be free.

the idea of “people should have to work for a living” carries the implication that some people deserve to die

(via thefoxeshuntthehound)

pun-rocker:

You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again. 

(via louis-and-his-lostboy)